1 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,900 What's going on? 2 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:41,467 Oy. 3 00:00:41,567 --> 00:00:43,367 Oy, turn it off! 4 00:00:43,467 --> 00:00:44,667 Hey, what's the matter, Sid? 5 00:00:44,767 --> 00:00:46,167 Walking all over my floor. 6 00:00:46,267 --> 00:00:49,200 What do you want us to do, fly? 7 00:00:49,300 --> 00:00:50,433 I just washed it. 8 00:00:50,533 --> 00:00:51,233 Hey. 9 00:00:51,333 --> 00:00:52,867 Not look very clean to me. 10 00:00:52,967 --> 00:00:54,033 No, it won't. 11 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:55,300 Not with you lot trampling all over it. 12 00:00:55,400 --> 00:00:56,633 Come along, you three. Back to your desks. 13 00:00:56,733 --> 00:00:58,600 - Come on. - I'll be with you in a minute. 14 00:00:58,700 --> 00:01:00,067 Hey, where you go? 15 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:01,467 If you must know, I'm going to see a man about a dog. 16 00:01:01,567 --> 00:01:03,567 - Ah, it's all right. - In you go. 17 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:04,500 Oh! 18 00:01:08,167 --> 00:01:10,067 Thought I told you to wash this floor. 19 00:01:10,167 --> 00:01:11,800 - You did, but-- - Well, do it immediately. 20 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,233 It's disgraceful. 21 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,433 Oh! 22 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:26,367 All right, everyone back? 23 00:01:26,467 --> 00:01:27,767 Well, I must say, it's nice to see you 24 00:01:27,867 --> 00:01:29,067 all working hard for a change. 25 00:01:29,167 --> 00:01:30,367 S , Se or Brown. 26 00:01:30,467 --> 00:01:32,867 We study for our eggs and ham. 27 00:01:32,967 --> 00:01:33,967 Eggs and ham? 28 00:01:34,067 --> 00:01:35,067 S . 29 00:01:35,167 --> 00:01:37,800 In few weeks, we have eggs and ham. 30 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:39,267 The word is exam. 31 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:40,000 Ah. 32 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,100 Sorry, wrong number. 33 00:01:43,200 --> 00:01:44,700 Excuse me, Mr. Brown. 34 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,267 Yes, Miss Courtney? 35 00:01:46,367 --> 00:01:48,433 I am extremely worried about the forthcoming examinations, 36 00:01:48,533 --> 00:01:51,967 particularly so far as your English class is concerned. 37 00:01:52,067 --> 00:01:53,833 Another failure would be unthinkable. 38 00:01:53,933 --> 00:01:54,900 Oh, don't worry, Miss Courtney. 39 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:56,567 This time, we will sail through. 40 00:01:56,667 --> 00:01:58,200 You had better. 41 00:01:58,300 --> 00:02:00,533 However, in order to reassure myself, 42 00:02:00,633 --> 00:02:04,000 I am visiting each class in order to check on its progress. 43 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:05,500 I am just on my way to the woodwork class, 44 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:06,933 but I shall be back in a few moments 45 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:09,333 to give your students an oral test. 46 00:02:09,433 --> 00:02:12,033 And I do expect some correct answers. 47 00:02:12,133 --> 00:02:13,200 Yeah, we'll do our best. 48 00:02:13,300 --> 00:02:15,333 I just hope your best is good enough. 49 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,267 Do not worry. 50 00:02:19,367 --> 00:02:20,867 We will be surprising Miss Courtney. 51 00:02:20,967 --> 00:02:23,967 Yeah, well, that's exactly why I'm worried. 52 00:02:24,067 --> 00:02:24,933 Por favor? 53 00:02:25,033 --> 00:02:26,767 Yes, Juan? 54 00:02:26,867 --> 00:02:28,533 Did you buy a dog? 55 00:02:28,633 --> 00:02:30,200 What dog? 56 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,233 The one you go see man about? 57 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:37,467 - I went to spend a penny. - Ah. 58 00:02:37,567 --> 00:02:40,767 Very cheap dog. 59 00:02:40,867 --> 00:02:42,033 All right. 60 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:43,567 Now, I've checked your homework last night, 61 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:46,667 and you're still making far too many elementary mistakes. 62 00:02:46,767 --> 00:02:47,967 For example, Ali. 63 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,533 Yes, please? 64 00:02:49,633 --> 00:02:51,767 The letters O- H- M- S stand for "On Her Majesty's Service" 65 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:55,833 and not for "Only Hindus, Muslims, and Sheikhs." 66 00:02:55,933 --> 00:02:57,333 - Jolly good. - Juan? 67 00:02:57,433 --> 00:02:58,533 S , Se or? 68 00:02:58,633 --> 00:03:01,100 A sextet has absolutely nothing to do with orgies. 69 00:03:02,800 --> 00:03:03,867 You're wrong. 70 00:03:03,967 --> 00:03:04,767 I beg your pardon? 71 00:03:04,867 --> 00:03:06,000 S . 72 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:09,000 Last week, I see a film, "Swedish Sextet." 73 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:10,633 Well, never mind what you saw. 74 00:03:10,733 --> 00:03:12,900 Sextet means six people. 75 00:03:13,000 --> 00:03:14,233 Si,m like in the film. 76 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:18,600 There were six big Swedish girl with the big-- 77 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:20,267 - Yeah. - Don't. 78 00:03:20,367 --> 00:03:21,667 Just look it up in the dictionary 79 00:03:21,767 --> 00:03:23,600 and write it out 10 times. 80 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:27,033 Su-Lee, to complete the phrase "as wise as," 81 00:03:27,133 --> 00:03:28,400 you could have put an owl, or even 82 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:31,000 Solomon, but not Chairman Mao. 83 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:32,333 Chairman Mao wiser than everybody. 84 00:03:32,433 --> 00:03:33,833 Yeah, well that's your opinion. 85 00:03:33,933 --> 00:03:34,767 Anna. 86 00:03:34,867 --> 00:03:36,300 Yeah? 87 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,000 A sorcerer is a wizard, and not something you put a cup on. 88 00:03:41,533 --> 00:03:43,767 Danielle? 89 00:03:43,867 --> 00:03:44,733 Congratulations. 90 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:46,367 Absolutely perfect. 91 00:03:46,467 --> 00:03:47,833 Thank you. 92 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:50,367 But what about my homework? 93 00:03:50,467 --> 00:03:52,267 I was referring to your homework. 94 00:03:52,367 --> 00:03:53,667 Oh. 95 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:56,300 Giovanni, the correct word to describe a relative by marriage 96 00:03:56,400 --> 00:04:01,133 is in-law, as in brother-in-law, and not, as you put, outlaw. 97 00:04:01,233 --> 00:04:02,667 It's the same thing. 98 00:04:02,767 --> 00:04:03,967 It is not the same thing. 99 00:04:04,067 --> 00:04:05,333 An outlaw is a bandit. 100 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:08,667 Well, so is my brother-in-law. 101 00:04:08,767 --> 00:04:10,967 Yes, well, I hope you find Miss Courtney's 102 00:04:11,067 --> 00:04:12,267 questions as amusing. 103 00:04:12,367 --> 00:04:13,600 She'll be here any minute. - Excuse, please. 104 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:14,867 Don't interrupt. 105 00:04:14,967 --> 00:04:16,000 I tend to tolerate your frivolous attitude, 106 00:04:16,100 --> 00:04:17,100 but you'll find that Miss Courtney is 107 00:04:17,200 --> 00:04:18,767 a horse of a different color. 108 00:04:18,867 --> 00:04:20,133 Oh, blimey. 109 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:21,767 You should not be calling Miss Courtney a horse. 110 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:26,967 I wasn't, although there may be a certain resemblance. 111 00:04:27,067 --> 00:04:28,333 Mr. Brown, please. 112 00:04:28,433 --> 00:04:29,900 Just a minute, Danielle, I haven't finished yet. 113 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:32,433 As I was saying, Miss Courtney will not be as tolerant as I. 114 00:04:32,533 --> 00:04:34,600 But on the other hand, you mustn't let her intimidate you. 115 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:38,100 She may be a bit of an ogre, but she's only human. 116 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:39,200 Excuse, please, Mr. Brown. 117 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:40,367 What's got into you all? 118 00:04:40,467 --> 00:04:42,233 Why are you constantly interrupting me? 119 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:43,767 I think they are trying to indicate 120 00:04:43,867 --> 00:04:45,133 my presence, Mr. Brown. 121 00:04:45,233 --> 00:04:46,900 Ah, Miss Courtney, I didn't hear you come in. 122 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:48,067 Obviously. 123 00:04:48,167 --> 00:04:49,067 How long have you been here? 124 00:04:49,167 --> 00:04:50,567 Long enough. 125 00:04:50,667 --> 00:04:52,767 And now, Mr. Brown, if you don't mind, 126 00:04:52,867 --> 00:04:56,800 this horse of a different color, this human ogre, 127 00:04:56,900 --> 00:04:59,733 would like to find out how clever your students are. 128 00:04:59,833 --> 00:05:00,667 Yeah, well, certainly. 129 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,733 They're all yours. 130 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:04,800 Now, who would like to be first? 131 00:05:04,900 --> 00:05:07,433 Well, don't all rush to volunteer. 132 00:05:07,533 --> 00:05:08,767 Oh, very well. 133 00:05:08,867 --> 00:05:14,267 I will ask a question, and anyone who wishes may answer. 134 00:05:14,367 --> 00:05:15,167 Now, then. 135 00:05:18,033 --> 00:05:20,033 What is a circumflex? 136 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:22,400 Oh, come along, circumflex. 137 00:05:22,500 --> 00:05:29,933 C- I- R- C- U- M- F- L- E- X. Now, surely, somebody 138 00:05:30,033 --> 00:05:32,467 knows what a circumflex is. 139 00:05:32,567 --> 00:05:33,500 Yes, please. 140 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,033 Good. 141 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:37,133 What is it? 142 00:05:37,233 --> 00:05:38,233 No milk today. 143 00:05:42,633 --> 00:05:44,867 I beg your pardon? 144 00:05:44,967 --> 00:05:46,133 So sorry. 145 00:05:46,233 --> 00:05:50,233 Circumflex is a accent mark. 146 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,733 Would you bring me that piece of paper, please? 147 00:05:52,833 --> 00:05:54,500 What piece of paper? 148 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:57,233 The piece you're hiding in your hand. 149 00:05:57,333 --> 00:05:58,300 You are meaning this one? 150 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:03,467 Thank you. 151 00:06:06,433 --> 00:06:08,400 Mr. Brown? 152 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:09,400 Mr. Brown? 153 00:06:09,500 --> 00:06:10,533 Yes? 154 00:06:10,633 --> 00:06:11,967 Would you wait in the corridor until I have 155 00:06:12,067 --> 00:06:13,300 finished with your students? - Well, I-- I-- 156 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:14,100 Good. 157 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:16,000 And shut the door after you. 158 00:06:16,100 --> 00:06:17,767 Oh, and Mr. Brown. 159 00:06:17,867 --> 00:06:19,400 - Yes? - You might as well take this. 160 00:06:19,500 --> 00:06:20,633 You may need it for your milkman. 161 00:06:23,733 --> 00:06:26,400 Now, to continue. 162 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:27,633 I am a foreigner. 163 00:06:27,733 --> 00:06:28,533 Nein. 164 00:06:28,633 --> 00:06:29,733 You are English. 165 00:06:29,833 --> 00:06:32,900 Well, then, just imagine that I am a foreigner. 166 00:06:33,000 --> 00:06:34,500 Please, Miss Courtney. 167 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,000 What kind of foreigner are you be? 168 00:06:37,100 --> 00:06:37,900 Does it matter? 169 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:39,100 Oh, yes. 170 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,133 How can we be imagine when we are 171 00:06:41,233 --> 00:06:44,133 not know what to be imagine? 172 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,033 Oh, very well. 173 00:06:48,133 --> 00:06:49,567 I am Russian. 174 00:06:49,667 --> 00:06:54,100 And if anyone says, where am I rushin' to, I shall scream. 175 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:55,200 Now, Miss Schmidt. 176 00:06:55,300 --> 00:06:56,400 Ya? 177 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,900 I approach you in the street, and I say, please 178 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:00,700 will you tell me the time? 179 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,400 What is your reply? 180 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:06,167 Time you bought yourself a watch. 181 00:07:06,267 --> 00:07:08,667 That is extremely rude. 182 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:11,933 I do not like Russians. 183 00:07:12,033 --> 00:07:15,033 Let's try with some general knowledge. 184 00:07:15,133 --> 00:07:17,000 Mr. Singh. 185 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:19,200 Where is Sydney? 186 00:07:19,300 --> 00:07:23,000 Outside, cleaning the corridor. 187 00:07:23,100 --> 00:07:25,900 Not the caretaker, the city. 188 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,300 Thousand apologies. 189 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:28,467 Anybody? 190 00:07:28,567 --> 00:07:29,800 Australia. 191 00:07:29,900 --> 00:07:31,500 Good. 192 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:32,900 Mr. Nagazumi. 193 00:07:33,000 --> 00:07:34,267 Ah so? 194 00:07:34,367 --> 00:07:36,667 What can you tell me about the Duke of Windsor? 195 00:07:36,767 --> 00:07:37,767 Which one? 196 00:07:37,867 --> 00:07:39,533 There is only one Duke of Windsor. 197 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,033 Not so. 198 00:07:41,133 --> 00:07:45,967 Near where I live, they are three Duke of Windsor, 199 00:07:46,067 --> 00:07:51,333 two Dukes of Cambridge, and one Prince of Wales. 200 00:07:51,433 --> 00:07:56,067 I was referring to the past and not a public house. 201 00:07:56,167 --> 00:07:58,700 Does anyone know what the letters GC mean? 202 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:01,100 Giovanni Cupello. 203 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:03,133 George Cross. 204 00:08:03,233 --> 00:08:04,833 What class is he in? 205 00:08:06,033 --> 00:08:08,767 I don't think I can stand anymore. 206 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,400 Mr. Brown. 207 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:11,733 Finished already? 208 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:15,433 I am leaving while I still retain some shred of sanity. 209 00:08:15,533 --> 00:08:17,867 Well, you obviously didn't give her very good answers. 210 00:08:17,967 --> 00:08:20,567 Not our fault. Question were too difficult. 211 00:08:20,667 --> 00:08:22,267 Well, you'll just have to work harder, right. 212 00:08:22,367 --> 00:08:23,433 It's almost time to go now. 213 00:08:23,533 --> 00:08:24,600 Don't forget your homework, please. 214 00:08:24,700 --> 00:08:25,500 See you tomorrow. 215 00:08:32,067 --> 00:08:33,733 Oh, god, not again. 216 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,600 Haven't you finished yet, Sidney? 217 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:39,733 I've washed it twice. 218 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:40,733 Well, wash it again. 219 00:08:40,833 --> 00:08:41,633 It's still dirty. 220 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,100 - Time to go home, Ali. - Oh, blimey. 221 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,600 I'm not wanting to go. 222 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:50,067 What's the matter? 223 00:08:50,167 --> 00:08:52,633 Can I be speaking to you most confidentially? 224 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,667 Yes, of course you can. 225 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:55,867 Fire away. 226 00:08:55,967 --> 00:08:57,367 What's your problem? 227 00:08:57,467 --> 00:09:01,033 You see, my wife, Rehana, she's becoming another person. 228 00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:02,033 Oh, dear. 229 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:04,600 Have you tried hormones? 230 00:09:04,700 --> 00:09:05,900 What are you meaning? 231 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:07,633 Well, I don't know much about these sex changes. 232 00:09:07,733 --> 00:09:08,767 Oh, no. 233 00:09:08,867 --> 00:09:10,433 She's not doing anything like that. 234 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,700 Well, but you just said she was becoming another person. 235 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,933 Yes, she's becoming another lady person, not man person. 236 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,100 Oh, I see. 237 00:09:17,200 --> 00:09:18,700 You mean she's behaving differently? 238 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,067 Yes, please. 239 00:09:20,167 --> 00:09:22,867 She's making phone calls, and when I'm coming in, 240 00:09:22,967 --> 00:09:25,433 she's hanging up, chop chop. 241 00:09:25,533 --> 00:09:28,067 And at nighttimes, she's going out, leaving 242 00:09:28,167 --> 00:09:30,367 me in the house with the baby. - Ah. 243 00:09:30,467 --> 00:09:33,367 I'm beginning to see daylight. 244 00:09:33,467 --> 00:09:36,200 Of course, it has not being dark yet. 245 00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:37,000 No. 246 00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:38,900 You have just had a baby. 247 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,233 No, my wife had the baby. 248 00:09:41,333 --> 00:09:42,567 But that's it, don't you see? 249 00:09:42,667 --> 00:09:44,133 Lots of women change after they've had babies. 250 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,867 It's called postnatal depression. 251 00:09:45,967 --> 00:09:47,233 I'm sure she'll get over it. 252 00:09:47,333 --> 00:09:50,533 Some night, she's not letting me sleep with her. 253 00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,333 Have you thought about getting an au pair? 254 00:09:52,433 --> 00:09:53,500 Oh, blimey. 255 00:09:53,600 --> 00:09:56,933 She would not be letting me sleep with an au pair. 256 00:09:57,033 --> 00:09:58,967 I mean to help with the baby. 257 00:09:59,067 --> 00:10:00,200 Sorry, please. 258 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:01,700 I also think she ought to see a doctor. 259 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:02,867 Oh, no. 260 00:10:02,967 --> 00:10:04,433 She is not liking doctors very much. 261 00:10:04,533 --> 00:10:06,967 Yes, but she ought to talk to somebody. 262 00:10:07,067 --> 00:10:08,533 Perhaps you could talk to her. 263 00:10:08,633 --> 00:10:09,533 Me? 264 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:10,500 Yes, please. 265 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,900 Well, I hardly think I'm qualified. 266 00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:13,467 - You must be helping me. - All right. 267 00:10:13,567 --> 00:10:14,900 I'll come home with you tonight, and we'll see what we can do. 268 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:15,833 - Jolly good. - All right. 269 00:10:15,933 --> 00:10:16,833 Yes. 270 00:10:16,933 --> 00:10:20,633 It's probably nothing at all. 271 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:21,833 Good night, Sidney. 272 00:10:21,933 --> 00:10:22,733 Good night, Sid. 273 00:10:34,267 --> 00:10:35,667 Hello, my beloved. 274 00:10:35,767 --> 00:10:36,933 Baby's fed. 275 00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:38,100 Curry is in oven. 276 00:10:38,200 --> 00:10:39,800 I am going out. 277 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:41,033 Where are you going? 278 00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:43,233 Please to be minding your own business. 279 00:10:43,333 --> 00:10:44,100 Eh? 280 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,767 I'm bringing Mr. Brown home. 281 00:10:45,867 --> 00:10:47,033 Hello, Mr. Brown. 282 00:10:47,133 --> 00:10:48,767 It is good of you to be keeping Ali company. 283 00:10:48,867 --> 00:10:49,967 Yeah, well, actually, I came to-- 284 00:10:50,067 --> 00:10:51,400 Well, have a nice evening. 285 00:10:51,500 --> 00:10:53,133 Do not be waiting up for me, Ali. 286 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,167 See? 287 00:10:56,267 --> 00:10:57,600 See what I am meaning? 288 00:10:57,700 --> 00:10:58,567 Where is she going? 289 00:10:58,667 --> 00:10:59,633 What is she doing? 290 00:10:59,733 --> 00:11:00,700 Who is she seeing? 291 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:01,933 Well, you wait here. 292 00:11:02,033 --> 00:11:03,533 I'll follow her and see where she goes. 293 00:11:51,367 --> 00:11:53,000 I can not be staying late tonight. 294 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:55,300 I think Ali is getting suspicious. 295 00:12:07,700 --> 00:12:09,200 Enter. 296 00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:11,267 I brought the stockroom keys back. 297 00:12:11,367 --> 00:12:13,067 Oh, thank you, Sidney. 298 00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:15,533 If you see Gladys, tell her she can take my tray. 299 00:12:15,633 --> 00:12:16,433 Eh? 300 00:12:16,533 --> 00:12:17,833 Take my tray. 301 00:12:17,933 --> 00:12:19,433 Where to? 302 00:12:19,533 --> 00:12:20,400 Not you. 303 00:12:20,500 --> 00:12:21,733 Gladys. 304 00:12:21,833 --> 00:12:22,967 Oh. 305 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,867 Oh, you're wearing a black tie, Sidney. 306 00:12:24,967 --> 00:12:26,400 Yes, I'm in mourning. 307 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,800 28 years to the day it happened. 308 00:12:27,900 --> 00:12:28,733 Oh, dear. 309 00:12:28,833 --> 00:12:29,833 The death of a loved one? 310 00:12:29,933 --> 00:12:32,467 No, I got married. 311 00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:34,533 You're a real male chauvinist pig. 312 00:12:34,633 --> 00:12:35,433 Pardon? 313 00:12:35,533 --> 00:12:36,400 Pig. 314 00:12:36,500 --> 00:12:39,833 Oh, you've met the wife, have you? 315 00:12:39,933 --> 00:12:41,333 That will do, Sidney. 316 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:46,900 Oh, just the fellow I want. 317 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,200 Eh? 318 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:50,033 I want some advice from a man with experience. 319 00:12:50,133 --> 00:12:50,967 Oh, round ho. 320 00:12:51,067 --> 00:12:52,800 I've been about a bit. 321 00:12:52,900 --> 00:12:54,033 What do you want to know? 322 00:12:54,133 --> 00:12:56,400 Well, I need your help, as a married man. 323 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,833 Oh, I'm sorry. 324 00:12:57,933 --> 00:12:58,933 You'll catch it, doc. 325 00:12:59,033 --> 00:12:59,867 I'm not married. 326 00:12:59,967 --> 00:13:00,767 You are. 327 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,067 Oh, don't remind me. 328 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:03,467 No, son. 329 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:04,867 If you're thinking of taking the plunge, forget it. 330 00:13:04,967 --> 00:13:07,067 It's worse than doing porridge. 331 00:13:07,167 --> 00:13:08,800 Now, what can I give you some advice on? 332 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,100 I've changed my mind. 333 00:13:10,200 --> 00:13:10,967 I don't think you are qualified to help me. 334 00:13:11,067 --> 00:13:12,067 I'll ask Miss Courtney. 335 00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,367 Is it time, then? 336 00:13:18,467 --> 00:13:20,000 What time are you referring to? 337 00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,300 Lesson time. 338 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:22,400 Oh, no. 339 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,000 Rehana is coming to see Mr. Brown. 340 00:13:25,100 --> 00:13:27,433 This is Sid, our caretaker man. 341 00:13:27,533 --> 00:13:29,967 This is Mrs. Nadim, the wife of Ali. 342 00:13:30,067 --> 00:13:33,467 Very nice, too. 343 00:13:33,567 --> 00:13:37,733 Please, don't be telling Ali I have been here. 344 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:40,100 We are making for him a surprise. 345 00:13:40,200 --> 00:13:43,133 It is thank you party for being such good husband 346 00:13:43,233 --> 00:13:45,300 and giving me beautiful baby. 347 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,967 But we are not wanting him to be finding out. 348 00:13:48,067 --> 00:13:49,500 No. 349 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,833 Already he is most suspicious with me going out to arrange 350 00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:53,967 everything with Ranjeet. 351 00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:54,867 Oh, don't worry. 352 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,467 I won't tell a dicky. 353 00:13:56,567 --> 00:13:58,467 Never mind this Dicky. 354 00:13:58,567 --> 00:14:00,767 It is Ali who should not be finding out. 355 00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:02,233 That's what I just said. 356 00:14:02,333 --> 00:14:03,700 When's the surprise? 357 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,067 Tonight. 358 00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:06,967 You are welcome to be coming if you are wishing. 359 00:14:07,067 --> 00:14:08,200 Oh, ta. 360 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:10,400 Jamila is making lovely food, and Gladys 361 00:14:10,500 --> 00:14:14,067 is making delicious cakes. - Please. 362 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,333 Where is Mr. Brown? 363 00:14:15,433 --> 00:14:16,733 He's in Miss Courtney's office. 364 00:14:16,833 --> 00:14:18,200 Good. 365 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:21,033 I must be asking him to be keeping Ali late after class 366 00:14:21,133 --> 00:14:23,900 so all students can be arriving for party 367 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:25,500 before he is getting home. 368 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:26,800 Oh. 369 00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,767 While you are seeing Mr. Brown, 370 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:30,067 I go to be speaking with Gladys. 371 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,233 Oh, good. 372 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:33,000 And you can buy me a nice cup of tea. 373 00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:34,167 See you later, love. 374 00:14:39,067 --> 00:14:40,600 See who that is, Mr. Brown. 375 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,467 Ta! 376 00:14:45,567 --> 00:14:46,700 It's Ali's wife. 377 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,233 I wonder what she wants? 378 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,833 Are you sure you didn't tell Ali about her affair? 379 00:14:50,933 --> 00:14:51,833 Positive. 380 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:53,867 I just told him I'd lost her. 381 00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,900 Well, perhaps she wants to confide in you 382 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,300 because you are Ali's friend. 383 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:59,467 Oh, but couldn't she, uh, confide in you? 384 00:14:59,567 --> 00:15:00,600 Certainly not. 385 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:01,833 It is your problem. 386 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:04,033 You will deal with it. 387 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,233 I'll leave you alone. 388 00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,933 Mr. Brown will see you now. 389 00:15:10,033 --> 00:15:11,667 Sorry about that. Come in, Rehana. 390 00:15:11,767 --> 00:15:12,933 Sit down. 391 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,433 I am wanting to be asking you something. 392 00:15:14,533 --> 00:15:16,600 Yeah, well before you do, I've got something to tell you. 393 00:15:16,700 --> 00:15:19,067 Please, sit down. 394 00:15:24,533 --> 00:15:25,533 I am being waiting. 395 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,467 Yes. 396 00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,433 Look, firstly, tell me something. 397 00:15:28,533 --> 00:15:29,567 Do you love Ali? 398 00:15:29,667 --> 00:15:30,533 Oh, yes. 399 00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:31,900 Very much, indeed. 400 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:33,367 Good, good. 401 00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,467 Well, what I have to say is-- is rather delicate. 402 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:38,433 But you and Ali are both sensible, intelligent people. 403 00:15:38,533 --> 00:15:39,633 Thank you. 404 00:15:39,733 --> 00:15:41,067 And you've been married for almost two years now. 405 00:15:41,167 --> 00:15:43,267 And you've now got a lovely little baby. 406 00:15:43,367 --> 00:15:44,367 Yes. 407 00:15:44,467 --> 00:15:46,067 Well, I want you to know that I understand 408 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:47,600 how these things can happen. 409 00:15:47,700 --> 00:15:48,667 What things? 410 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,100 Well, not babies, but um-- 411 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:51,000 well, look. 412 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,333 Let me put it another way. 413 00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:56,033 When two people have been married for a while, 414 00:15:56,133 --> 00:15:58,167 sometimes familiarity creeps in. 415 00:15:58,267 --> 00:15:59,667 Two people, living together, doing 416 00:15:59,767 --> 00:16:02,567 the same things day after day, seeing the same faces. 417 00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,667 It's only natural that, occasionally, 418 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,700 one of the parties feels that something is missing, 419 00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:09,467 some excitement, perhaps. 420 00:16:09,567 --> 00:16:11,333 So it's not unusual, in these occasions, 421 00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:13,167 for one of the parties to meet somebody 422 00:16:13,267 --> 00:16:16,933 else, to try and recapture the first flush of romance. 423 00:16:17,033 --> 00:16:18,767 - Mr. Brown. - Please, let me finish. 424 00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:20,000 Let me say just one thing. 425 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:21,467 The vital question you must ask yourself 426 00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:24,333 is whether to likely throw away what you have already 427 00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:28,967 for some passing infatuation or to rise above it 428 00:16:29,067 --> 00:16:30,200 and start afresh. 429 00:16:30,300 --> 00:16:33,800 To err is human and to forgive, divine. 430 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:35,067 That's all I have to say. 431 00:16:35,167 --> 00:16:36,933 Oh, I see. 432 00:16:37,033 --> 00:16:39,033 Now, what was it you wanted to ask me? 433 00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:41,400 No, it is not important now. 434 00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:49,033 Well, Mr. Brown. 435 00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,533 How did you manage? 436 00:16:50,633 --> 00:16:53,200 Extremely well, I think, Miss Court-- oh, sorry. 437 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:59,633 I was very tactful, and I think she got the message. 438 00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,600 Here, are you all right? 439 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,867 It is Mr. Brown. 440 00:17:02,967 --> 00:17:05,433 He is telling me something terrible. 441 00:17:05,533 --> 00:17:06,667 What is it? 442 00:17:06,767 --> 00:17:07,900 It is my Ali. 443 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:10,167 He is having affair with another woman. 444 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,200 Hello, Ranjeet. 445 00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:19,300 Good evening, oh, most wise and illustrious one. 446 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,300 Yes, well, I wish I could say the same about you. 447 00:17:21,400 --> 00:17:23,733 Incidentally, before the other students arrive, 448 00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,900 I have something to tell you. 449 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,467 I know everything. 450 00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:30,767 That is why I'm calling you most wise and illustrious. 451 00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:34,567 I mean, about what you and Ali's wife have been up to. 452 00:17:34,667 --> 00:17:35,767 Thousand apologies. 453 00:17:35,867 --> 00:17:37,833 I think it's Ali you should be apologizing to. 454 00:17:37,933 --> 00:17:39,733 Why should I be apologizing to Ali? 455 00:17:39,833 --> 00:17:41,100 For your behavior. 456 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,500 After all, she is his wife. 457 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:43,933 I am knowing that. 458 00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:48,467 That is why we are keeping it secret from him. 459 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,867 You ought to be ashamed of yourself. 460 00:17:50,967 --> 00:17:51,967 Oh, no. 461 00:17:52,067 --> 00:17:53,800 I am very pleased to be doing it. 462 00:17:53,900 --> 00:17:55,533 Yeah, I bet you are. 463 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:58,433 I am sure, if she's asking you to do the same, 464 00:17:58,533 --> 00:18:01,667 you would be most happy to oblige. 465 00:18:01,767 --> 00:18:04,100 I hardly think so. 466 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,100 Please, not to be telling Ali. 467 00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,000 Well, I won't, for his sake, not yours. 468 00:18:08,100 --> 00:18:09,500 Good. 469 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,433 We are not wanting him to be finding out before tonight. 470 00:18:12,533 --> 00:18:13,467 Well, why tonight? 471 00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,667 Tonight, he'll be knowing everything. 472 00:18:15,767 --> 00:18:16,700 Are you going to tell him? 473 00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:17,667 No. 474 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:21,567 He'll be seeing for himself. 475 00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:22,767 Good lord. 476 00:18:22,867 --> 00:18:24,333 It will be a big surprise! 477 00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:26,467 I think it'll be more of a shock. 478 00:18:26,567 --> 00:18:29,100 You are also coming to the party tonight? 479 00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,333 What party? 480 00:18:30,433 --> 00:18:32,633 The one we have been arranging for Ali. 481 00:18:32,733 --> 00:18:33,967 I'm getting a bit confused. 482 00:18:34,067 --> 00:18:36,100 You are saying you are knowing everything. 483 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:37,600 Well, I just realized I don't know quite 484 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,600 as much as I thought I did. 485 00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:39,400 Now, tell me something, Ranjeet. 486 00:18:39,500 --> 00:18:41,267 Have you been seeing Ali's wife? 487 00:18:41,367 --> 00:18:44,533 Most certainly, to be arranging the party for him 488 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:45,867 tonight at 10:00. 489 00:18:45,967 --> 00:18:46,800 And that's all? 490 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:47,900 Just a party? 491 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,867 Oh. 492 00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:55,267 Buenos noches, Se or Brown. 493 00:18:55,367 --> 00:18:56,033 Juan. 494 00:18:56,133 --> 00:18:56,933 Si, se or? 495 00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,333 This is an English class. 496 00:18:58,433 --> 00:18:59,900 When you arrive here, I expect you to speak English. 497 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:01,267 No more buenos noches. Good evening. 498 00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:02,000 So right. 499 00:19:02,100 --> 00:19:03,100 Yeah. 500 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,900 Good evening, Se or Brown. 501 00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:13,100 That's better. 502 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:14,267 Buona sera. 503 00:19:14,367 --> 00:19:15,067 Hey. 504 00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:17,533 No buona sera Speak the English. 505 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:19,900 Don't you tell me to speak the English, you 506 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,000 great Spanish onion. 507 00:19:23,467 --> 00:19:25,833 I punch your head in, you-- 508 00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,100 you Italian ice cream. 509 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:28,500 All right. That will do. 510 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:29,267 Sit down. 511 00:19:29,367 --> 00:19:30,900 You tell him, se or. 512 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:31,900 I'm telling both of you. 513 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:32,833 You, sit down. 514 00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:34,000 So right, so right. 515 00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:35,433 And I'll tell you what I told Juan. 516 00:19:35,533 --> 00:19:36,900 This is an English class, and when you arrive here, 517 00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,300 I expect you to speak English. 518 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,800 No more buona sera. Good evening. 519 00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:40,700 Okeydokey. 520 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:42,567 - Good. - Kalispera. 521 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,867 - Guten abend. - Bonsoir, Mr. Brown. 522 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,633 I give up. 523 00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:48,867 Greeting, Master B. 524 00:19:48,967 --> 00:19:50,933 Ah, good evening, Jamila. 525 00:19:51,033 --> 00:19:52,967 I have knit for you a scarf. 526 00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:53,867 Oh! 527 00:19:53,967 --> 00:19:57,000 Very kind of you. 528 00:19:57,100 --> 00:20:00,100 Very patriotic. 529 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,267 And quite long. 530 00:20:01,367 --> 00:20:02,200 Haq. 531 00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:06,400 It is be start as pair of sockies. 532 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,033 But I forget to turn around here, 533 00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:12,733 so I make a little bit more longer. 534 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,000 Well, thank you very much. 535 00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,567 I'm sure it will come in useful. 536 00:20:18,833 --> 00:20:20,667 Oh, good evening, Su-Lee. 537 00:20:20,767 --> 00:20:22,000 Taro. 538 00:20:22,100 --> 00:20:22,967 Good evening. 539 00:20:23,067 --> 00:20:24,867 Yes. 540 00:20:24,967 --> 00:20:29,333 Right, now, before we go, um-- 541 00:20:29,433 --> 00:20:30,800 before we go any further this evening, 542 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:34,367 the Education Authority are taking some kind of census 543 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:37,000 and require these forms filling in. 544 00:20:37,100 --> 00:20:38,333 So, it's self-explanatory. 545 00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,733 If you'd complete them now. 546 00:20:40,833 --> 00:20:42,467 And then, if you have any problems, 547 00:20:42,567 --> 00:20:44,600 don't hesitate to ask, 'cause that's what I'm here for. 548 00:20:44,700 --> 00:20:45,533 Eh. 549 00:20:45,633 --> 00:20:47,333 I have problem. 550 00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:48,833 Juan, how can you have a problem? 551 00:20:48,933 --> 00:20:50,400 You haven't even looked at your form yet. 552 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:51,300 No pen. 553 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,633 Ah. Gracias. 554 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:56,633 Anybody else got a pen? 555 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,267 All right, now. 556 00:20:59,367 --> 00:21:00,500 All you have to do is fill in your surname, your first names, 557 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,567 your address in England, your birth, 558 00:21:02,667 --> 00:21:07,167 occupation, sex, marital status, and what subject you're taking. 559 00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:09,000 - Scusi? - Yes, Giovanni? 560 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:11,367 I have the problem with my first names. 561 00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:12,600 Well, surely, you know them. 562 00:21:12,700 --> 00:21:13,900 Sure. 563 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,100 Giovanni Vincenzo Marco Dino Alberto Leonardo-- 564 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,067 Yeah, all right, all right. 565 00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:18,167 So, what's the problem? 566 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:21,000 I can't get them on the paper. 567 00:21:21,100 --> 00:21:23,100 Well, just put as many as you can. 568 00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,033 Okeydokey. 569 00:21:24,133 --> 00:21:25,533 Monsieur Brown? 570 00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:28,700 Please, I do not know the name of the hospital 571 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,067 where I was born. 572 00:21:30,167 --> 00:21:32,567 You don't have to put the hospital, just the town. 573 00:21:32,667 --> 00:21:33,767 Just the town? 574 00:21:33,867 --> 00:21:35,800 Have you put the hospital, too? 575 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:36,700 No. 576 00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:37,933 "Place where born." 577 00:21:38,033 --> 00:21:39,033 Bed. 578 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,633 Finished. 579 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:46,800 Good. 580 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,100 Correction, not so good. 581 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:50,633 Por favor? 582 00:21:50,733 --> 00:21:53,533 The correct answer to "sex" is not "at least once a week." 583 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:58,200 You should put "male" or "female." 584 00:21:58,300 --> 00:21:59,167 Hey. 585 00:21:59,267 --> 00:22:05,867 No sex with male, only female. 586 00:22:05,967 --> 00:22:07,700 Excuse, please. 587 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,267 I'm being late. 588 00:22:09,367 --> 00:22:11,867 You almost missed the census. 589 00:22:11,967 --> 00:22:14,000 Rehana is still been very mysterious. 590 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:15,233 Oh, look, don't worry. 591 00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:16,500 Everything will be all right. 592 00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:19,333 Tonight at 10:00, all will be revealed. 593 00:22:25,167 --> 00:22:26,800 Are you really sure Ali's knocking 594 00:22:26,900 --> 00:22:28,133 about with another bird? 595 00:22:28,233 --> 00:22:30,867 Yes, Mr. Brown would not be telling me lies. 596 00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:31,967 Yet. 597 00:22:32,067 --> 00:22:33,667 Oh, they're all alike, these men. 598 00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:34,767 Ha. 599 00:22:34,867 --> 00:22:37,100 Doesn't deserve a party like this. 600 00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:39,467 I am being so unhappy. 601 00:22:39,567 --> 00:22:40,633 I know what I would do. 602 00:22:40,733 --> 00:22:41,567 What? 603 00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:42,700 Kick him out. 604 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:43,633 Anna is right. 605 00:22:43,733 --> 00:22:45,100 He's be being unfaithful. 606 00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:46,300 He behave like an animal. 607 00:22:46,400 --> 00:22:48,267 He deserves what he gets. 608 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:49,467 He does. 609 00:22:49,567 --> 00:22:50,333 Hello, my beloved. 610 00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:53,733 Don't you "belove" me, you. 611 00:22:53,833 --> 00:22:54,667 Blimey! 612 00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,567 What are you doing that for? 613 00:22:56,667 --> 00:22:57,500 Hey. 614 00:22:57,600 --> 00:23:00,000 You very bad man, you. 615 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:02,633 Mr. Brown is telling me you are having girlfriend. 616 00:23:02,733 --> 00:23:03,867 You damn fool. 617 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:05,433 Why are you saying that for? - I didn't. 618 00:23:05,533 --> 00:23:06,967 You've obviously misunderstood me. 619 00:23:07,067 --> 00:23:09,433 You are nearly breaking up my marriage. 620 00:23:09,533 --> 00:23:11,033 I am sorry, Ali. 621 00:23:11,133 --> 00:23:13,500 It is you I should be throwing cakey at. 622 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:17,033 Please, you can not be throwing cakey at Mr. Brown. 623 00:23:17,133 --> 00:23:17,933 I will do it. 624 00:23:18,033 --> 00:23:19,033 Whoa! 625 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:23,033 My hair!